quarta-feira, 4 de abril de 2007

Postagem de primeiro de abril atrasada...

Abaixo, o correio da mailing list do PostgreSQL de primeiro de abril.
Destaque para as brincadeiras como a retirada do suporte ao SQL, o desenvolvedor vendendo sua alma paraa Oracle , a mudança de nome do banco e o link para empregos apontando para... Bom, você pode clicar para ver, heheheh.


== PostgreSQL Daily News - April 01 2007 ==

PostgreSQL 10.0, now called PREGRES, was released today. Some new
features include:

- Close integration with libdwim.

- De-supporting SQL. Postgres will now use POSTQUEL exclusively.
"Eleven years of SQL is enough," said Bruce Momjian, "It's time to
get back to our roots."

- A new table type: PgISAM. Rather than using the cumbersome and
complicated MVCC model, it simply acquires global database locks on
read and write. "It took ten years to create a benchmark that would
make this one look good," said Peter Eisentraut, in explanation for
the delay.

Devrim GUNDUZ has left Command Prompt for Oracle. "I sold my soul for
money," he cackled.

== PostgreSQL Product News ==

Products? We don't need no steenkin' products!

== PostgreSQL Jobs for April ==


== PostgreSQL Local ==

Registration is open for PGCon 2007

== PostgreSQL in the News ==

PostgreSQL 10.0 is the new engine for all of Microsoft's operations.

== Applied Patches ==

The CVS server is now open for public write access. Go to it!

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